MEET THE SPARTANS

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Meet the Spartans is a spoof/parody movie produced and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. This are a persons who created the film EPIC MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE and DATE MOVIE.

Have you watched 300 movie? if you don't, it's better for you to watch it first before watching this movie. Meet the spartans is the parody of 300 movie. you will find it's more interesting.

This movie started with spartan elder inspecting shrekish baby and thrown it off the hill. The next baby is given to Brangelina because it was Vietnamese. Baby Leonidas is then inspected having a six-pack, biceps and beard from birth. He is accepted and prepared for his kinghood with a training during childhood fighting against his grandmother and sent to the wild killing a stucked giant penguin.

He is then returned to the sparta, sees Margot dancing and proposed her. she answered it by giving him the combination of her chastity belt.the movie is then fast forwards with Leonidas roughly training his own son with a wresting move. after that, captain arrived and he told that the Persian messenger arrived to present Xerxes's demand to Spartan. Leonidas greet the messenger with the spartan way,which is high five with women and disgusting open mouth tongue kisses for men. it's sooo damm gay. the messenger disrespect him and Leonidas kick him and the other person he dislike such as Britney spears and American idol's Sanjay Malakar into 'the pit of death'.

Before spartans going out for war,they must consult the oracle. he offered the priests various type of skin care product since the priests skin is ugly and the oracle,ugly betty, then predicted that he will face death if he goes to war. that night also, he decide to have sex with his wife (actually bench pressing his wife only). the next morning, he met with his troops which is just 13 (not 300) because of his nonsense requirements. i cant remember all but i remember one,which is, handsome. Leonidas headed out with all of his troop headed out holding hands. he is then converged with the humpback paris hilton, and he rejected her from joining his army.
Leonidas and his army then faces xerxes's messenger and immortals,beating them with dance competition before driving them off the cliffs. Xerxes then face Leonidas personally with Deal or No Deal fashion but the king denied and they were into a war ending with victory on his site.also dilio eyes was scratched out.

After winning seems on his side, Paris hilton revealed the goat path to Xerxes with having been promised of removing her ugly side. Despite knowing the secret path, xerxes's army still lost to Leonidas army and found tranformer cube and transform to xerxestron who plugged into a socket. when the line reached the limit, xerxestron fall into leonidas and the others killing them all. Dilio who has been told to returned to sparta tell Leonidas' final moment. he come back a years later leading the sparta army facing the persian, but he ended up on a wrong way until malibu crashing lindsay lohan who is just finished her rehab.

RAMBO IV. A MUST SEE movie

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VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED to watch Rambo 4 movie because it have lot of cruel scene and blood spillage. I rated this movie 5stars and it's a MUST SEE movie. Sylvester Stallone did a very good job in writing, producing and editing this superb movie

Rambo 4 movie started with troubled Vietnam war veteran, John James Rambo live in rural of Thailand nearer the border of Burmese border. At that time, Burmese was in a war. What did he do for living is captured snakes for local entertainer. one day, he's been approached by a group of peoples that want him to take them to the Burmese border since he know the river and a pathway very well. However, he refused despite been coaxed by the only women in the team,sarah. he stubbornly refuse and told them to go home. However, Rambo agreed to send them after sarah said that she only want to make a different there.

During ferrying them, sarah had a talk with Rambo and dig out some personal information of Rambo past life. He revealed that he maybe still has a father but not sure about it and have no intention to return back home. On their way, they got approached by Burmese pirate who got angry when they knew that they wanna past their place. when the pirate knew about sarah, they want sarah and Rambo had to used violence to stop them since they know people there very well. Michael, head of the group got angry with Rambo decision and scold Rambo. Rambo explaining that if he give sarah, they will rape her more than 50times and finally kill her and also all of them. Michael and the other want to leave but sarah managed to plead them to continues and Rambo just follow her order.

After they reach the desired place, Rambo service is no longer needed and headed back and while heading back, he burned the pirates with the boat also. this group, humanitarian/missionary reached the village and started their humanitarian project. not while after that, they got attacked with the Burmese army and one of them got killed while the other villager cruelly killed. they got kidnapped by this army.

After the scene Rambo had a dream, pastor from missionary church come and asked Rambo to lead their men to find the missing missionary that suppose to return home ten days ago. Rambo waste no time and prepared and lead the pastor man, the mercenary to the place where he left the group. During ferrying, one of them is very annoying by try to make himself like an aggressive and dignity man while the other,schoolboy make friend with him.

When they reached the jetty, head of the mercenary don't want Rambo to follow them since he is just a boat man and must stay at the boat. They don't know Rambo ability and debase him. However he goes by himself. When the mercenary group arrived at the village, they shocked to found that all of the villager cruelly killed and the village was burnt. then the army arrived and tortured the civilian, they don't have the gut to attacked the army since they don't want their presence noticed. However Rambo bravely kill them all with the bow and arrow only. Rambo ability to finished them all impressed the egoist heat of mercenary and found that he is somebody. then they go together to rescue the missionary.

On their way, they found WWII Tallbow Bomb. after reaching the army base, they synchronized the watched and set a plan. the mercenary done the operation smooth and quietly and they want to leaving without Rambo who did not managed to follow the plan since he got problem to rescue sarah. all of them want to leave except schoolboy decided to wait for Rambo. Rambo facing some problem during saving sarah and the guard spotted them when sarah was fallen but schoolboy help them. they run to the boat.

After that, they noticed the missing of sarah and the other and searched them with scent dog. Head of mercenary stepped on bomb and hurt badly but michael as a doctor help him a bit and the other carry him to the boat. while on the other side, schoolboy noticed they track them down using the scent dog and Rambo took a piece of sarah shirt and asked for schoolboy claymore bomb. he told them to run first while he try to loose the track army by attaching the claymore and piece of shirt to the tallboy bomb.he make a trap to them. Sarah and schoolboy follow the pathway told taught by Rambo and arrived at the side of the river near the jetty. they all of including mercenary and her team member got caught by the army and schoolboy told sarah that he can do nothing.

When the army want to execute them, Rambo arrived and killed machine gunner and interfere the execution process. the mercenary and missionary begin to join them with the war. the fierce war begin and killed some of them but they managed to win. Michael who at first don't want any killing happen find himself killing some of the army for his life. the commander of the Burmese told their lost army to retreat and on his way to retreat, Rambo killed him by stabbing/slashing his machete and nearly cut army torso in half. the Burmese army defeated and sarah reunited with michael. at the end of the story, Rambo influenced by sarah word earlier and return back to US

CLOVERFIELD

Movie: CLOVERFIELD

Starring : Michael Stahl-David, T.J Miller, Lizzy Caplan, Mike Vogel, Odettle Yustman, Jessica Lucas)

Directed by: Matt Reeves

Produced by: J.J Abraham, Sherryl Clark, Guy Riedel

Genres: Horror/action/adventure


I've watched cloverfield since it has been release in Malaysia but only today i managed to write about this movie. Cloverfield is a movie about monster that suddenly fall from the sky and attacking people.
This movie started with Rob Hawkins ( Michael Stahl-David) goes into a bedroom with Beth (Odette Yustman). The view is coming from a Handycam and they planned to go to Coney Island.

On may 22, Rob Brother,Jason (Mike Vogel) and his girlfriend Lily(Jessica Lucas) make a surprise party for Rob who is leaving for job in Japan. Lily handed the Handycam to Jason to take a testimony from Rob friend and also documented the last Rob day in US. However, Jason Handed it to Hud (T.J Miller). While doing the job, Hud try to tackle his crush, Marlena (Lizzy Caplan).

When Rob return, he's surprised with this party and became speechless. after the speechless speak from Rob, Beth arrive with her date that really pissed off Rob. Also he become more angry after knowing that Hud Recorded(overwrite it) tonight party using the tape that recorded the trip of Him and Beth to coney island. Rob had argument with Beth while that, Lily told Jason and Hud that Rob had a sex with Beth. to make things worst, Hud silently recorded the conversation and told everyone in the party that Rob had sex with Beth. Then Beth leaving the party.

Suddenly the building shake like an earthquake happen and electricity sometime failure. With the things happen strangely, the all decided to go to the rooftop and see what is happening. then something like meteor blast from the ground and hitting the building. that blast also almost hit them and they all come down to the ground. the explosion continue and Head of Statue Of Liberty crashes to the street in front of their building. During the panic, Hud managed to capture the video of the creature and since the explosion continues, they decided to leave. they used Brooklyn Bridge to leave Manhattan.

On the bridge, Rob receiving the call from Beth said she cannot move and after that his cell phone battery of went off. Soon after, Jason got hit by the monster tail and dies. The others forced to retreat to Manhattan Back since the bridge begin to collapse.

After returning back, citizen become crazy and stealing from the electronic shop and other shop. Rob also entered the shop because he want to get the new battery for his phone to listen voice mail and called Beth. At the shop, news show the monster and army attacked the monster being attacked by the dog-sized parasite coming from the monster. after knowing the truth, Rob still want to save Beth and his friend who actually don't agree with his decision follow him at last.They are Lily, Marlena and Hud. Rob decide to used subway to get to Beth and during in the tunnel, they got attacked with the parasite but managed to escape using the door. Marlena however badly injured at the back during saving Hud from that creature. through that door, they found US army field hospital. the army then dragged Marlena behind the scene and it seem like her torso exploded. The soldier want to evacuate the place since they are losing to the monster and Rob managed to convince the soldier to save Beth. The symphatic soldier them go and told them time and place of the last evacuation since they already decided to bomb the entire island.

They continue their quest to save Beth and found out that beth building is leaning to other building. Hud give the crazy idea of using the straight building to reach the Beth apartment and Rob follow it despite Hud didn't mean to do it like that. they climbed and save Beth and run back to the evacuation site. There, Lily was forced to take the last seat in other chopper while the other three get into another one. while leaving, they saw B-2 stealth Bomber drop the bomb to the monster and hit it several time. the creature survive and scramble hitting their chopper causing them to crash down. However, they survived and Hud managed to get a close up video of the monster. the monster saw Hud and eat him. His head fallen aside of the videocam. Rob retrieving the videocam and take Beth to shelter under a bridge.

Then they recorded themselves by telling other about them both of them proclaimed to love each other then air-raid siren sound and explosion and they bridge collapsed. the final scene return with them on holiday (Coney island maybe) and then finished.

For me, i rated this movie 4Stars. there is something special to watched about this movie which is the unique of the story. since this movie pictured made from Rob Handycam, its always give a panic and shake condition just like the amateur video, and i dont like it. it makes me dizzy actually.huhu

Juno...New Movie

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JUNO is a movie about the dilemma of 16 years old girl named Juno, who got pregnant and try to solve it. the 1st attempt to solve it was by abortion. Somehow it didn't happen because her friend told her that the baby is not guilty and don't deserve to die. Then she is trying the 2nd alternative which is giving the baby to the adoption parent. Before the 2nd attempt, she confront with her father and step mother about the pregnancy thing and apparently she got a support from them.

After that, she goes with her father to meet with the future adoption parent for her future child and the meeting goes well. At first, the future parent so ecstatic and can't wait to have their baby,then when she got pregnant for 8 months, something not good happen which is the future father do not ready to be a father and still want to pursue her ambition to be a rock star like kurt kobain. He told Juno that he didn't ready to be a father yet and want to divorce her wife, Vanessa for it. Juno was so sad and find the father of her child, and somehow they just officially get together or couple.

Vanessa still really want to be a mother and she does all by herself after Juno give birth. after giving birth, Juno get together with her boyfriend with and live normally as a high school student.


Starring:
Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney, J.K. Simmons

Director:
Jason Reitman

I rated this movie only 3star out of 5. However this movie got lots of achievement and still this week its no. 2 box office in USA.

The Achievements:

1) American Cinema Editior, USA (2008)
Nominated : Best Edited Feature film-Comedy/Musical

2) BAFTA AWARD 2008
Nominated : Best Leading actress (Ellen Page), Best Screenplay (Diablo Cody)

3) Broadcast Film Critics Association Award (2008)
Nominated : Best Acting Ensemble, Best Actress (Ellen Page), Best picture, Best Writer (diablo Cody), Best young actor (Michael Cera)

4) Chicago Film Critics Association Award (2007)
WON : Best actress (Ellen Page), Best screenplay (Diablo Cody), Best Promising Performer (Michael Cera),
Nominated: Best Director (Jason Reitman)

5) Dallas-Fort worth film critics association award (2007)
WON : Best Screenplay (Diablo Cody)

6) Florida film critics circle award (2007)
WON : Best Actress (Ellen Page), Best Screenplay (Diablo Cody), Pauline Kael Breakthrough Award (Ellen Page)

7) Gijon International Film Festival (2007)
WON : special price of young jury (Jason Reitman)

8) Golden Globes, USA (2007)
Nominated : Best Motion Picture-musical/comedy, Best Performance by an actress in motion picture musical/comedy (Ellen Page), Best Screenplay (Diablo Cody)

9) Gotham Award (2007)
Nominated : Breakthrough Award (Ellen Page)

10) Independent Spirit Award
Nominated : Best director (Jason Reitman), Best Feature, Best Female Lead (Ellen Page), Best First Screenplay (Diablo Cody)

11) National Board of Review, USA (2007)
WON: Best Breakthrough Performance-Female (Ellen Page), Best Screenplay

12) PGA Award (2008)
Nominated : Motion Picture Of the year award

13) Pheonix Film Critics Society Award (2007)
WON : Best Screeplay written directly for the screen (Diablo Cody), Breakthrough on the camera (Ellen Page)

14) Rome International Film festival award (2007)
WON : Best Competition Film (Jason Reitman)

15) Satellite Award (2007)
WON : Best actress in motion picture- comedy/musical (Ellen Page), Best Motion Picture (comedy/musical), Best Screenplay

16) Screen Actor Guild Award (2008)
Nominated : Outstanding performance by female actor in a leading role (Ellen Page)

17) South-eastern Film Critics Association Award (2007)
WON: Best Screenplay

18) St. Louis International Film Festival (2007)
WON : Audience Choice award, Best Feature (Jason Reitman)

19) Stockholm Film Festival (2007)
WON : Audience award (Jason Reitman)

20) Writer Guild Of America, USA (2008)
Nominated : WGA award (screen), Best Screenplay

KALA MALAM BULAN MENGAMBANG...a MUST SEE movie

10th January 2007, Mamat Khalid has released his newest pieces of idea which a movie called ‘Kala Malam Bulan Mengambang’. The genre of this movie is HORROR and COMEDY type of movies. Starring ‘Hero Malaya’ Rosyam Nor as Salleh, Umie Aida as Puteh, Farid Kamil as Jongkidin and special appearance of Kuswadinata make this movie perfect.This movie is about salleh who is a-got-fired reporter for his sensational straight and 100% truth in his writing got stranded in a mystery village after his car tire punctured by a stranged keris which is firmly hold by a dead human skeleton on side of the road. He almost make a comeback to the reporting world by exposing this dead human skeleton. He steel that strange keris at the crime scene.

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During his stay, he fall in love at a first sight with Cik Puteh, a sister to mechanic Jongkidin. They were mysterious siblings. During stay, a hotel owner is a so-damn funny character by always offering Salleh a massage service. When he got bored with him, salleh accepted that offer and chosen the one lovely girl that he met at the bar before. He asked for the sexy one however the not-sexy one comes and finally salled lost his virginity after he held that firm for 27 years,owh i hope I'm not as bad luck as him. There is also other thing that makes he want him to stay in this creepy little village which is the LOST of ONE MAN each time when full moon appear. He want to solve this mystery and make a comeback to reporting world is nicely fashion way. Rumor of vampires@Pontianak that cause this lost is spread and as a modern reporter that live in the modern world, he's not believe that and aim to solve that mystery.

However, his desire to stay is not easy because he always forced to leave this village by her admirer, Doreen and the other villagers. But again and again he always comeback. One night, he goes out an investigate about of the first one that missing during his arrival to this village and he met ‘Wak Sate’. He dig some information from him and also buy some sate from him. After a few step away Wak Sate leaving him and he was eating the sate, Wak Sate become the next victim of this Pontianak. Salleh was shocked with it and followed the mystery women to the bungalow and believe there is something for him from that bungalow.

During peeping above the tree, he found a the secret tunnel and also disturbed by the pontianak. He was shocked and fell from tree. After wake up, he found himself arrested by a communist. After the communist failed to charm him, he use his intelligent of word and finally escaped and tell police about it and the communist was defeated. Strangely, the communist leader said that he just kidnapped only a few village people, he also suffers the lost of his troop. The village people think the mystery was already solved but then again his friend still missing and one night. One were-tiger creature steal his strange keris. This strange keris is hot when close to the Puteh and Jongkidin. After wondering the lost of his keris, one people found him and asked for the keris, and told salled everything. That keris can be used to stop the pontianak and solve this mystery. That person cast by Kuswadinata told salleh the truth and they must stop the revival of the person who cursed this village.

During revival ceremony, they managed to interrupt and shockingly known the pontianak was Cik Puteh and were-tiger is her brother, Jongkidin. Jongkidin want to kill Salleh but Cik Puteh also love Salleh, like Salleh love her and the fight between this cursed sibling occur. Jongkidin was killed and Salleh try to hold Cik Puteh because he love her very much even with the ugly face of Cik Putih as a pontianak.However because of their true love, the cursed of Cik Puteh has gone and Salleh can have his love one, Cik Puteh.

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Line up of actors and actress during the costume period at the movie launch.For me, I rate this movie 4 and a half star out of 5. It is worth your money to see this movie. Trust me. The movie was made in black and white and it look like a classic movie and remind me of Late Allahyarham Tan Sri P. Ramlee movie. Go and hit the cinema near you today, it’s weekend already.